Well, guess what….I’m in big trouble again. You see, I did this cartoon a few weeks ago for an old academic-type friend of mine who wanted something that he could add to a paper he’d written about the “Social and Cultural Evolution of Modern Man” (it was for some kind of scientific journal with a total circulation of about a hundred or so), but now we’re both in the doggy doo-doos, not only for apparently being fattist (people have complained), but for trying to bring a well-known and thoroughly reputable fast-food company into some kind of disrepute.

So, to anyone who I (we) may have offended with my very silly cartoon and its rather puerile and insensitive caption. I would like to say “I’m very sorry”. I’d also like to add that in no way do I normally associate MacRonalds or any other fast-food establishment, with anyone being or, indeed, getting fat and that I’m sure any number of scientific tests, were they ever to be carried out,  would more than prove that the entire range of foodstuffs served within the hallowed walls of such places has always been and always will be of the highest nutritional standard. In fact, it’s practically food for the Gods!

I trust also that, by adding the offending cartoon to my website and exposing its idiocy to upwards of three million people across the world, I further demonstrate the profound and heart-felt sincerity of my words!

Incidentally, the cartoon shown here is the (very) rough and non-coloured-in draught I did prior to producing the finished article, which I no longer have….or even own for that matter.